What Happens When You Never Invite George Will to Play Golf

"Q Who gave you the hat, sir?
THE PRESIDENT: Forty-one gave me the 43 hat.
Q And you gave him?
THE PRESIDENT: "Thank you, sir." (Laughter.)
FORMER PRESIDENT BUSH: A guy in Fort Worth gave me the 41."

"The unpleasant sound Bush is emitting as he traipses from one conservative gathering to another is a thin, tinny "arf" - the sound of a lap dog." -- George Will on George Herbert Walker Bush, 1992

"He has neither the inclination nor the ability to make sophisticated judgments about competing approaches to construing the Constitution. Few presidents acquire such abilities in the course of their prepresidential careers, and this president, particularly, is not disposed to such reflections." -- George Will on George W. Bush, 2005